Nicknames over the ages:
Ben
Benihana
Just plain Ben.
Benjamin Franklin.
Einstein (I don't really know why...I look nothing like him).
Skippy (Again, this one was mysterious - I don't like peanut butter, I never skip, and I don't look like any famous "Skippy"s)
Zig (the curse (or blessing) of everyone in my family)
Nicknames I have been fortunate enough to avoid:
Benji
Benny
Benbo (I just made that one up...)
Zog
Dumba$$ (well, most of the time)
Benjamin (just kidding on that one - apparently that's my real name...)